I simply cannot this is occurring to me once more. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are starting over. It's like a curse. Seriously, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Maybe I should change my luck
- Surely this is a dream
- I deserve a break
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking here down the street and suddenly a group of geese came out from behind a building. They were hopping all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
Folks won't believe this just took place. This is insane, I feel I'm going to lose consciousness! Everything was just beyond belief.
- I can't even
- Seriously though
- This is going to be a storythat everyone will hear about
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat happens next!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I attempt to understanding it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps try a different approach?